Friday, October 30, 2009

Lanny Barbie & Shy Love - Meet the fuckers

Size : 266.3MB
Lenght : 26:42
Format : MPEG

Veronica Rayne - Cum to mommy

Size : 260.61MB
Lenght : 22:21
Format : AVI

Vanessa Lane - Pimp my ride & nail me inside

Size : 225.08MB
Lenght : 22:34
Format : AVI

Jeanie Marie Sullivan - 8 Simple Rules To Bang My Daughter

Size : 296.31MB
Lenght : 33:25
Format : AVI

Tory Lane - Sweet Creampies #5

Size : 289.62MB
Lenght : 22:32
Format : WMV

Trina Michaels - Hotter Than Hell #1

Size : 232.44MB
Lenght : 26:15
Format : WMV

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Katsuni - I Love Em Asian

Size : 265.98MB
Lenght : 25:18
Format : MPEG

Ricki White - Boy Fucks girl #2

Size : 276.33MB
Lenght : 31:11
Format : WMV

Jessica Moore - Ass Drippers #6

Size : 251.82MB
Lenght : 28:30
Format : WMV

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Is This Real Life?

David , star of ‘David After Dentist,’ my favorite YouTube video of all time - is a man wise beyond his years and poses a mind boggling question; ‘Is This Real Life’?  This is the same question that I have asked myself over and over again for the past few days with 2 very confusing stories that have come to light.

  1.  Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy.  YUP – weird right?  You know what is even weirder??  All of the freaking freaks out there who are going to get off on this shit.  Apparently there is a market for it too - Google Simpsons Porn if you don’t believe me.  DISCLAIMER – Google at your own risk – your monitor may implode as it loads content only a sick witch doctor could be responsible for. 
  2. Shauna Sand has a sex tape.  Not necessarily surprising as I’d say she fits the stereotypical pornstar mold – Lucite platform heels, huge fake boobs, a meth-like plastic surgery addiction – but somehow in my head, Shauna Sand looks more like a cartoon than Marge Simpson which brings me full circle in the pondering of David’s question, 'Is This Real Life'?  Shauna’s butt is cute I will give her that – but I’d much prefer an announcement of a sex tape with a real celebrity that I haven’t seen naked a million times – and how about a little emotion Shauna??  If you are going to tape you and your lover in the act - in high-def quality I might add - you are begging for someone to sell this shit so at least crack a smile or wink at the camera for us.
See all of VIVID’s celeb sex tapes here.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Porn Goes Green

Friday, October 2, 2009

Wishing, Hoping & Praying

Porn Power Couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld of Teravision, Iron Cross and VH1 reality show fame have announced and confirmed their split. In an official statement they said they will continue to work together as business partners and remain best of friends.

I wanted to take a minute to wish Tera and Evan the best of luck…I hope their breakup really is as amicable as the press is reporting... I pray that Tera returns to her roots and starts fucking guys again…other than YOU Evan! We want you back Tera –we’ve really missed seeing penises going into your legendary vagina. We’ve been really patient – it’s time to reward your fans and explode with a comeback – a fucking vengeance!